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You’ll be spreadsheeting with us in style knowing that Bloomberg and Script Capital are backing this innovative new high-performance spreadsheet technology.









Stop looking for new add-ins and formula best practices to try to solve your Excel spreadsheet problems. I have big, exciting news for you about the #1 thing you’re missing in your analytical toolset.
You were taught that spreadsheets should be powerful enough to execute any complex mathematical operation. Everyone’s using them after all… as advanced modeling tools, as databases, as personal finance trackers… Just load the data, add a header, and you’ll be good to go.
What went so wrong? Year after year, datasets got larger, and your manager’s expectations got higher. But the bigger that datasets got, the more problems you ran into with your spreadsheets.
They’re slow, they’re clunky… and frankly, most of them just crash and burn when you go to run a complex analysis across a large spreadsheet.
If you would’ve known that you’d spend so many of your waking hours building complex mathematical analyses in spreadsheets that simply can’t handle your data processing requirements, you probably would have thought twice about getting that math degree.
That’s exactly what almost every spreadsheet rockstar we’ve spoken to feels like, anyway.
No matter how many Add-Ins they’ve tried or formula best practices they put into place, the slow Excel spreadsheet problem could not be overcome.
God forbid they bring that data over to Google Sheets for some real-time collaboration with peers… That move almost always spelled disaster.
In late 2016, I was in a private meeting with the Engineering Director at 18F. I clearly recall the feeling of shock that came over me when she described spending $350,000/year on a time-tracking system which had previously worked just fine… in a free Google Sheet!
You see, for years we’d been doing time-tracking in Google Sheets just fine. But when we hit Employee #50, our handy-dandy Google Sheet failed us. With the collaborative requirements involved in time-tracking, our only option was to build a custom application from scratch to do the exact same simple mathematical operation for us at a larger scale.
I sat coding on my porch like I do on warm summer nights. We were a few months into the pandemic lockdown then…
There I was, an overwhelmed dad taking care of two young boys full-time while also managing a 50-person development team. I was frustrated by how slow my spreadsheet was running, when suddenly, almost like a bolt of lightning ⚡ , the thought hits me. “Why does a spreadsheet do math a million times slower than my CPU does?”
I started thinking about it. “Why can’t spreadsheets do better than that?” As I dug into it, there didn’t seem to be any good answer to that simple question.
So, I started experimenting, at first without any data, just by writing simple performance benchmarks. I did some testing to see how fast it would be if I wrote a basic program that does the same exact calculation as my spreadsheet.
My “little program” was 1,000x more powerful than a traditional spreadsheet!
Spoiler alert: I applied for funding on Christmas day 2020 and by late January I was a full-time, VC-backed founder at SheetRocks, Inc.
… busy co-founding the United States Data Federation for the US Federal Government.
… busy leading data projects for 5 years at 18F, the US government’s digital services agency (as well as running the engineering team for Healthcare.gov).
… busy co-patenting 2 of my electrical engineering innovations, while co-authoring multiple research publications at Yale on the topic of atomic physics.
.. busy earning my bachelor’s degree in Physics from Yale University, where I co-founded the microgravity experimentation team.
… And oh yeah, there’s that master’s degree I earned in electrical engineering over at Columbia, while serving as CTO of a hurricane prediction company.
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These handy dandy formulas are identical to what you already use in Microsoft Excel or Google Sheets – (so you can gain exciting new spreadsheeting capabilities without spending time learning boring new formula syntax).
What SheetRocks’ SOC 2 compliance means for you is that you can rest assured knowing our platform is continually monitored for strict compliance with the highest standards of security, availability, processing integrity, confidentiality, and privacy as governed by the American Institute of CPAs.
What SheetRocks’ SOC 2 compliance means for you is that you can rest assured knowing our platform is continually monitored for strict compliance with the highest standards of security, availability, processing integrity, confidentiality, and privacy as governed by the American Institute of CPAs.
This easy import feature allows you to quickly import any of your existing XLSX files. What’s more, the formulas and formatting from these files will be intact and ready-to-run.
This easy import feature allows you to quickly import any of your existing XLSX files. What’s more, the formulas and formatting from these files will be intact and ready-to-run.
SheetRocks uses the same formulas you know and ❤️ from Excel & Google Sheets.
SheetRocks uses the same formulas you know and ❤️ from Excel & Google Sheets.
These features make it easy to produce your reports straight inside of SheetRocks, so you won’t need to bother with migrating your spreadsheets back to Excel for reporting purposes.
These features make it easy to produce your reports straight inside of SheetRocks, so you won’t need to bother with migrating your spreadsheets back to Excel for reporting purposes.
Who doesn’t love automation? With SheetRocks’ built-in automations, you’ll record your complex analytical operations one time, then you can run them to completion in just a few minutes, no matter how big your dataset is.
Who doesn’t love automation? With SheetRocks’ built-in automations, you’ll record your complex analytical operations one time, then you can run them to completion in just a few minutes, no matter how big your dataset is.
SheetRocks is a no-code spreadsheet, but in case you already have programming skills, then you’ll love our fully programmable API. Use it to build complex workflows that you can then run at the click of a button later, saving yourself hours of manual work every single time you run that routine in the future.
SheetRocks is a no-code spreadsheet, but in case you already have programming skills, then you’ll love our fully programmable API. Use it to build complex workflows that you can then run at the click of a button later, saving yourself hours of manual work every single time you run that routine in the future.
3 tasks/month: Since SheetRocks is still in beta, chances are you’ll want some functions or integrations that we don’t quite have yet. Worry not, we’re happy to build them for you as part of this white glove concierge service.
4 video calls/month – 60 minutes each: Ask any question or resolve any setup delay by joining one of our weekly office hours, hosted live by a resident SheetRocks expert.
This easy-to-add, always up-to-date calendar of Planet SheetRocks events makes it easy to keep track of what’s happening in the program and when you can sign in to get support from one of our resident experts.
Lifetime Access: SheetRocks Academy houses our entire bank of SheetRocks tutorials (each accompanied by a PDF transcript), as well as video replays of all live support calls. If you can’t attend a call, just leave your question for us before a live onboarding training session and we’ll record the answer and post the replay in the Academy for you to watch at your convenience
Redeemable for 2 calls/month – 20-minutes each: Use one of these call credits to schedule a call with a SheetRocks resident expert if you need help taming an especially unruly Excel spreadsheet.
This robust email & Chat support service is designed to help you troubleshoot any obstacle you might run into, Monday – Friday during regular US business hours.
This customers-only support community provides you access to fast, prioritized support Monday – Friday during regular business hours, US, as well as the chance to network with fellow spreadsheet rockstars inside the group (all without leaving Earth).
SheetRocks features include:
● Over 400 built-in formulas
● Collaborative, Web-Based
Spreadsheeting with No Latency
● SOC 2 Compliance
● XLSX Compatible
● Radical Familiarity
● Standard Charts
● Automations & Scripts
● Fully Programmable API
Spreadsheet Concierge Service…… (value: $199)
● Custom Done-For-You SR Spreadsheets
● Custom Function or Integration Development Services
SheetRocks Academy Live: Training Support…… (value: $199)
● Live Onboarding Calls
● Event Calendar
SheetRocks Academy (priceless)
SUPER BONUS 1: SOS Support Services…… (value: $349)
● Private 1:1 Video Calls
● Email & Chat Support
SUPER BONUS 2: The Odyssey Crew Membership…… (priceless)
PROBABLY, but it does depend on your company’s specific policies.
SheetRocks is SOC 2 compliant. What that means for you is that you can rest assured knowing our platform is continually-monitored for strict compliance with the highest standards of security, availability, processing integrity, confidentiality, and privacy as governed by the American Institute of CPAs.
How does 5 minutes sound?
You can literally upload your existing Excel or Google Sheets spreadsheet(s) to SheetRocks and have them running within 5 minutes. If you are building a spreadsheet from scratch, then it may take a tad more time – but our formulas are identical to those you use in Excel and Google Sheets, so there won’t be any downtime spent relearning formulas.
Yes. You can request up to 3 feature requests or integrations per month. We’ve allocated ~6.5 developer-hours per request.
If we cannot complete your request within a ~6.5 hour period, your task would be unusually large. In that case you have the option of applying multiple concierge credits to extend your development services. Again, you get 3 task credits per month which entitle you to a total of ~20 developer-hours of monthly support.
Credits for concierge services and video calls can be rolled over for 1 month.
Credits expire 60 days after the date of their issuance. Fresh credits are issued monthly, on whichever date you make your payment.
All calls are held during typical business hours in the United States.
To accommodate members who live in Europe or APAC, we stagger the schedule of our calls between morning and afternoon hours.
If you really want to attend an onboarding call but just can’t make the timing workout, we’ve got a system in place to help.
You can simply leave your question for us in our pre-call form, and we’ll answer that for you during the session. The sessions are recorded and uploaded into SheetRocks Academy after the call, so you can go there to collect our detailed response to your question.
Joining now makes you a Founding Member of SheetRocks. That means you’ll be getting our Planet SheetRocks program for FREE.
Within Planet SheetRocks you’ll enjoy our full-scale, white glove onboarding support which includes credits for: (2) two done-for-you spreadsheet set-ups per month, (3) three custom built-for-you features or integrations per month, (2) two 20-minute 1:1 video calls per month, access to our help inside our customer-only support community – the High-Performers Club, Monday through Friday email and chat Support, and once per week live onboarding calls where you can get help from one of our resident experts. You’re also getting lifetime access to all the training videos and tutorials we have banked for you over inside of SheetRocks Academy.
Free access to SheetRocks is available for a limited-time only. It will be available throughout the entirety of our beta phase. We plan to exit beta phase sometime in mid-2023. When that time comes we promise to provide all members with a special, low founding-members-only membership rate as well as 30 days of advance notice.
You get instant access to SheetRocks, plus access to the Founding-Members-Only onboarding program, just click here! We accept 100 new customers per month and those slots fill up quickly. I’d hate for you to miss out!
True story: We’re BURNT OUT on the slow, clunky, oftentimes fruitless experience that comes along with analyzing and collaborating over large datasets inside of Excel and Google Sheets.
We’re on a mission to set a new bar for spreadsheet standards, but we can’t do that alone. Let us show you what true speed and agility look like in a spreadsheet environment.
With SheetRocks’ Founding-Members-Only program, Planet SheetRocks, we’re giving you all the support you could possibly need to start making A LOT more business value from your existing analytical expertise, without needing to code (or bring in a programmer to help)!
We are a small and nimble team, so we can’t offer free access to SheetRocks for too long, or for too many people. We plan to retire this free access program as soon as we exit beta phase.
If you know you can’t waste another moment of your life slaving over outdated, busted spreadsheets that simply can’t handle your analytical processing requirements, it’s time to make a change. Join Planet SheetRocks today and let us help you achieve 100x faster performance from your spreadsheet operations.
True story: We’re BURNT OUT on the slow, clunky, oftentimes fruitless experience that comes along with analyzing and collaborating over large datasets inside of Excel and Google Sheets.
We’re on a mission to set a new bar for spreadsheet standards, but we can’t do that alone. Let us show you what true speed and agility look like in a spreadsheet environment.
With SheetRocks’ Founding-Members-Only program, Planet SheetRocks, we’re giving you all the support you could possibly need to start making A LOT more business value from your existing analytical expertise, without needing to code (or bring in a programmer to help)!
We are a small and nimble team, so we can’t offer free access to SheetRocks for too long, or for too many people. We plan to retire this free access program as soon as we exit beta phase.
If you know you can’t waste another moment of your life slaving over outdated, busted spreadsheets that simply can’t handle your analytical processing requirements, it’s time to make a change. Join Planet SheetRocks today and let us help you achieve 100x faster performance from your spreadsheet operations.
SheetRocks features include:
● Over 400 built-in formulas
● Collaborative, Web-Based
Spreadsheeting with No Latency
● SOC 2 Compliance
● XLSX Compatible
● Radical Familiarity
● Standard Charts
● Automations & Scripts
● Fully Programmable API
Spreadsheet Concierge Service…… (value: $199)
● Custom Done-For-You SR Spreadsheets
● Custom Function or Integration Development Services
SheetRocks Academy Live: Training Support…… (value: $199)
● Live Onboarding Calls
● Event Calendar
SheetRocks Academy (priceless)
SUPER BONUS 1: SOS Support Services…… (value: $349)
● Private 1:1 Video Calls
● Email & Chat Support
SUPER BONUS 2: The Odyssey Crew Membership…… (priceless)
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